Witty Repartee

"After one of his many drinking binges, an inebriated Churchill was interrupted during dinner by Nancy Astor, who said, ''Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.''

Churchill's famous reply: ''Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.''

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When Nikita Kruschev took off his shoe at the U.N. and slammed it on the lectern The former British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan's calmly looked to an interpreter and asked: ''Could I have that translated, please?''

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